• Lady Macbeth

    Lady Macbeth


    Soon hopefully our queen Florence shall win every Oscar ever

  • Spookies



    Has moments where it’s sorta like a lesser version of the Evil Dead but never really manages to quite find its footing unfortunately

  • Resurrection



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Did she ever get around to writing that letter of recommendation for that intern?

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On


    If this doesn’t win the Oscar for best animated film it’ll just confirm it’s all rigged.

  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe

    Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe


    The superior Multiverse of Madness 

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    Someone check on Tom Cruise: his back must be aching from carrying all of Hollywood like that. 

    Amazingly it’s a great sequel to a dogshit original. The two movies couldn’t be more polar opposites. All the other blockbusters could learn a thing or two from this.

    I do appreciate all the political-Andys on here up in arms about this movies success while the latest Disney product underperforms. Sometimes movies can just be fun ya know. Not everything has to be…

  • London Has Fallen

    London Has Fallen


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Sometimes junk food is just what one wants to eat. That being said, I could’ve done without the racism.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun


    Allow me to be the odd one out: fun and cheesy though this may be its still kinda terrible as an actual movie. I’ve heard the sequel improved on this in every conceivable way and I’m intending to see it in the theater. Wasn’t before but the fact some people on here are leaving it one star reviews and seem genuinely offended is nothing short of hilarious to me. Seriously it’s comedy gold

    But this original one? Not very good.…

  • Supernova


    So someone decided to remake Alien but instead of a horrifying Xenomorph they replaced the monster with a terrible non threatening actor. 

    Least the effects were acceptable.

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying


    Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my tastes. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of…

  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct


    Pretty solid Noir type thriller. Sharon Stone steals the show which is something I never thought I’d say.

  • Cell


    Incompetent movie made incompetently based on a boring somewhat incompetent book. All delivered incompetently.