Favorite films

  • Exiled
  • Peppermint Frappé
  • The Insider
  • Runaway Train

Recent activity

  • Intruder


  • Chopping Mall


  • Phantasm II


  • My Soul to Take


Recent reviews

  • Snipers



    Hell fucking yeah! Sign me the fuck up CCP!

    Rolling over and over and over in the snow and sniping with my goddamn brothers!

  • Rocky II

    Rocky II


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Apollo Creed's coach on the brink of tears begging Apollo to stay away from Rocky during the final round is beautiful

Popular reviews

  • The Revenant

    The Revenant


    So, somehow this movie got leaked in extremely high quality...best Christmas present ever.

    I think it lived up to the hype, which is a major compliment. Zero question that it has the Oscar for cinematography in the bag, which is awesome because it'll be Lubezki's third in a row (Gravity, Birdman). I don't really know whether or not it will win best picture/best director because I haven't seen the other films it'll be contending with, but to me, it could…

  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock


    I'll give it three stars just because I love Keanu, but there are definitely some big issues here with this film: namely, that Joe Biden has not yet been elected President and our country is going to implode on itself in this long, stretched-out, and pointless electoral limbo.