Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snipers 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Apr 2023

  Hell fucking yeah! Sign me the fuck up CCP!

  Rolling over and over and over in the snow and sniping with my goddamn brothers!

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  Rocky II 1979

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Apollo Creed's coach on the brink of tears begging Apollo to stay away from Rocky during the final round is beautiful

Popular reviews

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  The Revenant 2015

  ★★★★½ Added 1

  So, somehow this movie got leaked in extremely high quality...best Christmas present ever.

  I think it lived up to the hype, which is a major compliment. Zero question that it has the Oscar for cinematography in the bag, which is awesome because it'll be Lubezki's third in a row (Gravity, Birdman). I don't really know whether or not it will win best picture/best director because I haven't seen the other films it'll be contending with, but to me, it could…

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  Knock Knock 2015

  ★★★ Watched 04 Nov 2020

  I'll give it three stars just because I love Keanu, but there are definitely some big issues here with this film: namely, that Joe Biden has not yet been elected President and our country is going to implode on itself in this long, stretched-out, and pointless electoral limbo.