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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Nov 2023

  the absolute audacity of using dawn from dario marianelli’s 2005 pride and prejudice score during napoleon and josephine’s scenes? i am outraged and appalled who allowed this

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2023

  would have been so much cooler if emerald fennel didn't feel the need to explain how awfully smart (she thinks) her plot is in the third act

Popular reviews

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  Pride and Prejudice 1995

  ★★★★½ Added 16

  the writers on this series: lets make it religiously close to the original source material. so they literally feel like they're reading the book as they watch it. apart from one thing. colin firth is going to jump into a lake and emerge, dripping wet, with his undershirt clinging to him, and walk back to pemberley. that's the only thing that needs to be added. it has little to no plot relevance but it'll be hot as fuck

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  Never Been Kissed 1999

  ★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2017 5

  every relationship in this movie is a fucking lawsuit waiting to happen