Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Alien
  • Perfect Blue
  • The Birds

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Recent reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    "I'm vengeance!"

    This started out bad. I wanted to turn it off before Batman even made his first onscreen appearance.

    It never improved. Holy fuck, I was so bored. Frustratingly so. The Batman has some of the worst fight choreography I've seen in a mainstream movie. The action is long and drawn out and I often quickly lost interest. The acting is flat. There's no character development (Bruce going from vengeance to hope is him talking at the audience, it's…

  • The Ice Road

    The Ice Road


    I just watched Liam Neeson kill...

    two hours of time pretending to be a trucker.

Popular reviews

  • Suicide Club

    Suicide Club


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is more than just a horror movie: there is a lot of social commentary packed into this one film. Sometimes, its messages are less subtle and more look-at-me-LOOK-AT-ME-NOW, especially towards the end when Mitsuko is on stage standing before the children, but that doesn't make it bad (just sometimes overtly weird).

    The overarching theme of Suicide Club is the disconnect present in society and the influence pop culture has on young people. Computers, cell phones, and TV connect everyone…

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    This is one of my favorite films ever. It is the perfect blend of sci-fi and horror. The special effects are so well done that even decades later they remain a disturbing sight; modern movies should watch The Thing and weep in shame.

    The characters, the paranoia, the sense of claustrophobic doom, it's all brilliantly done.

    I watched this movie when I was decently young, so it holds a special place in my heart as being one of the few films that ever managed to scare me.