"Oh, fuck this!"
That's the only quote on the IMDB page, and it sums up my feelings towards this movie.
Snake Eyes takes itself seriously while doing the most cliché bullshit. The main character has less charm than a rock. I was bored out of my fucking mind.
The end credits are disgraceful and really highlight how the movie uses Japan and the Japanese culture for spectacle. Snake Eyes is what happens when you let idiots butcher an established character to create an American blockbuster with Japanese elements.