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  • All the Colors of the Dark

    All the Colors of the Dark

    ★★★★

    An “is she crazy, or is it really happening” movie that works thanks to Edwige Fenech seeming actually confused, upset, and scared amidst all the plot twists, dream sequences, and 70s psychedelic cult/euro/horror stuff. Jean Rollin and Jess Franco would do this sort of thing with more detachment. Franco would make some of the sex and murders turn out to be kink club stage shows (like, I imagine there’d be some naked woman stabbing another naked woman, then it would…

  • Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College

    Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College

    ★★★★★

    The last line in this movie is "LET'S PARTY!" 5/5 stars

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  • Martin

    Martin

    ★★★★★

    I met the mother of my kids because she has a Martin tattoo and I asked her about it. Thanks, George.

  • Bride of the Monster

    Bride of the Monster

    ★★★★

    When faced with nuclear annihilation, sometimes fondling a little angora helps. The ideas in Bride of the Monster existed decades before the film was shot and were thought up by people that were not Ed Wood. Motivations and character in Bride of the Monster are plugged in based on the costume - emotionless cop, mad doctor, plucky journalist, monstrous henchman - and we know what they all stand for based on the films of previous generations. But, Wood can’t put…