Kevin. 31. Former arthouse manager (RIP Main Art) and Barbara Stanwyck slappy.

Favorite films

  • Carnival of Souls
  • All I Desire
  • The Meetings of Anna
  • Lola

Recent activity

  • Saltburn

  • Roughshod

  • Obsession

  • So Long at the Fair

Recent reviews

  • Saltburn


    Patricia Highsmith fan fiction as told by a posh British woman who came of age in the era of Juicy Couture. Doesn't really stick the landing, but it looks phenomenal and is well-acted across the board (I, for one, am greatly enjoying Richard E. Grant's Hollywood renaissance). Genuinely mystified by the online crowd's criticism that Fennell is too sympathetic to her upper-class characters (curiously, this was not a problem for Succession fans who had no trouble empathizing with the awful…

  • Oppenheimer


    I like to get high and think. I used to believe that this is an unambiguously good use of one's time. That's my mistake. See, I thought thinking meant having thoughts like, "Wow, Lindsey Buckingham's guitar work on 'I'm So Afraid' is incredible" or "Golly, Stevie Nicks sure is dreamy." For nerds like J. Robert Oppenheimer and Christopher Nolan, thinking should be avoided at all costs as it yields results like the atomic bomb and boring biopics like Oppenheimer. I'll…

Popular reviews

  • In the Cut

    In the Cut


    A movie about the psychosis heterosexual women must endure for being sexually attracted to men. Basically a masterpiece.

  • The Loveless

    The Loveless


    Is Willem Dafoe hot? A case study.