kmeaston

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I'll watch anything once, and almost nothing twice.

Favorite films

  • Day of Wrath
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • Baby Driver
  • Kiss Me Deadly

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  • Daniel

    ★★★

  • Seven Up!

    ★★★½

  • The Punisher

    ★★★½

  • Beware, My Lovely

    ★★★½

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  • Mad Love

    Mad Love

    ★★★★

    He's just lucky that he got knife-throwing hands, instead of, say, public masturbating hands.

  • Mr. Nobody

    Mr. Nobody

    ★★

    Look, Jaco. You can either force me to put up with your ponderous, pseudo-scientific bullshit, --or-- you can make me tolerate entirely more Jared Leto than is healthy. But not both. Not. Both.

    Also, it seems this is the movie that convinced Sarah Polley that she was better off directing than acting. So silver linings, I guess.

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  • Daniel

    Daniel

    ★★★

    Admittedly, I'm not much of a joiner, but I could never be a socialist. Too much marching. And chanting. And singing.

  • Seven Up!

    Seven Up!

    ★★★½

    92% white and 72% male, so definitely a representative cross-section of the UK, circa 1964.

    ETA: I went back and researched the numbers on this one and the UK was actually 95% white as recently as 1991! The caucasity of this lot is not to be underestimated.

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  • South Park: Joining the Panderverse

    South Park: Joining the Panderverse

    ★★★½

    To be fair, I seriously doubt Trey and Matt know how to fix an oven door, either.

    Also, I basically agree with Kyle when he says that the multiverse is just a cheap device that people use to breathe life into tired franchises.

  • The Punisher

    The Punisher

    ★★★½

    I think if the MCU wants to right its course, it should look back to what made Marvel movies great in the first place: child-endangering vigilantes with body counts in the hundreds.