Favorite films

  • Ikiru
  • Nosferatu the Vampyre
  • Drifting Clouds
  • Casting Blossoms to the Sky

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  • The Sting

    ★★★★

  • Parade

    ★★½

  • Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects

    ★★½

  • The Idiot

    ★★★

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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★½

    First panel: le me going to see tenet for some epic nolan le mindfuck cinema. [le derp face picture]

    Second panel: wait this wasnt really a le mindfuck what the hell nolan?? [confused le derp face picture. nolan troll face picture]

    Third panel: charlie kaufman out of nowhere making true le mindfuck cinema like a boss
    [fuck yeah guy charlie kaufman picture, nolan fffuuuu picture]

    Fourth panel: [obama not bad picture, leo raising glass picture, true story picture, nolan forever alone picture]





    EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

  • Cars

    Cars

    ★★★

    kachigga

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  • Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects

    Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects

    ★★½

    Some oriental guy touched my holiest of holies

    Absolute sleazecore, disgusting vile cinema that doesn't shy away from being absolute filth. I don't know who this movie was for, but the fact that it opens with Bronson ass-raping a dude with a dildo, and continuously gets worse from there is a testament to what kind of a film this is.

    Bronson really had no standards to what he starred in, that absolute beast of a man.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★

    This really should have been up my alley. Obayashi is one of my favorite directors, and this has many of the traits which i like from him, but they are twisted into becoming obnoxious instead. Instead of playful creative maximalism to push the limits of the medium, its just loud and filled with references and gags, and instead of his childlike wonder and true belief that love and kindness trumps all, this is twisted into a nihilist (cringe) spin on…

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  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    the rebuilds were a mistake

    truly a mess. tries to go for a bit of everything but ends up comitting to none of it and it is all just a cluttered mess with wacky effects and bad cgi. starts off interesting with promises of a story about moving on after trauma, a la berserk but abandons that after like 40 min for some wacky kid playing with toys style nonsensical action battles and weird technobabble. ends up just reiterating the…

  • TFW No GF

    TFW No GF

    Wojak and Pepe, the duality of man