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  • The Flintstones

    The Flintstones

    ★★

    "Thanks to concrete, man can now shape his own destiny"

    Truly a riveting tale, showing how the devilish vices of capitalism can corrupt even the purest of men, and lead him to commit horrible acts such as embezzlement and literally not loving thy neighbour.

    It also shows the kids that capitalists, as well as those who associate with capitalists, deserves to be hanged. Truly a moral message I can get behind. This should be mandatory viewing in schools.

  • Redline

    Redline

    ★★★★★

    This is the Star Wars podrace on steroids. It's absolutely amazing!

    I don't even know where to start with this god damn masterpiece. It features the most amazing visuals I have ever seen in an animated movie, ever. The hard work of drawing over 100 000 hand made drawing (fucking insane), paid off in such an incredible way. I cannot even put into words how incredible this movie looks.

    But it's not only the visuals that are great here. The…

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  • Roma

    Roma

    ★★★★

    Long shots make me cream

    Roma was my dream

    You can all tell Supreme

    To quit his Burning meme

    I'm no longer on his team

    Because of Roma's high esteem

    The movie with it's strong gleam

    And rich and vibrant theme

    It might seem quite extreme

    But I want to inject it in my bloodstream

    If I can't, then shoot me with a laser beam

  • Moomins on the Riviera

    Moomins on the Riviera

    ★★

    The latest entry into the Moomin Canon ©, by the esteemed director Xavier Dolan falls completely flat. It's not only a bad movie, it also tarnishes the intricately woven Moomin lore, crafted by Tove Jansson herself.

    They show the precious Moomins going to the Riviera, which already breaks the Moomin Canon ©, because the Moomins does not live on Earth, they live in a fictional universe Dolan, you fucking hack. Then he shows these precious little fluffy balls of marshmallow…