• xXx

    xXx

    ★★★★½

    absolutely incredible. they have not made a film this insane before and never since. god bless the xander zone

  • Madadayo

    Madadayo

    ★★★★

    what a film to go out on. love you buddy

  • Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction?

    Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction?

    this actually happened to my buddy geoff

  • Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects

    Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects

    ★★½

    Some oriental guy touched my holiest of holies

    Absolute sleazecore, disgusting vile cinema that doesn't shy away from being absolute filth. I don't know who this movie was for, but the fact that it opens with Bronson ass-raping a dude with a dildo, and continuously gets worse from there is a testament to what kind of a film this is.

    Bronson really had no standards to what he starred in, that absolute beast of a man.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★

    This really should have been up my alley. Obayashi is one of my favorite directors, and this has many of the traits which i like from him, but they are twisted into becoming obnoxious instead. Instead of playful creative maximalism to push the limits of the medium, its just loud and filled with references and gags, and instead of his childlike wonder and true belief that love and kindness trumps all, this is twisted into a nihilist (cringe) spin on…

  • Death Wish 3

    Death Wish 3

    ★★★★½

    absolutely amazing, over the top ridiculous wild ride of a film. doesnt give a shit about the plot or characterization and just puts bronson in new york to kill caricatures of gang members for 90 minutes.

    this is the peak of genre cinema

  • Touch

    Touch

    ★★½

    Do they make a condom that protects the soul?

    Tonally all over the place, with every actor except Walken sleepwalking through their lines and funny wacky music playing throughout. Still kinda entertaining even if its very unfocused as a whole.

    Christopher Walken's character has a "Thank You Jesus" golden chain over his suit and tie and nobody comments on it. Strange film

  • Fireball: Visitors from Darker Worlds

    Fireball: Visitors from Darker Worlds

    ★★★

    Very boring and generic for a herzog, but his deadpan delivery dissing some mexican village made the rest of the film worth it.

  • eXistenZ

    eXistenZ

    ★★★

    Did you hear me, chinese waiter?

  • The War Game

    The War Game

    ★★★½

    I'd still endure all of this rather than willingly be evacuated to Wales.

  • Encounters at the End of the World

    Encounters at the End of the World

    ★★★★

    I don't know why I expected this to just be a Herzog version of a nature doc. Of course he will focus on the weirdos who make Antarctica their home, and the absurd shit they get up to (the bucket thing is peak comedy). Also features some of Herzogs most hilarious narration to date.

    A bit overlong maybe, but def one of his best doc features.

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★★½

    Can't go wrong with cars going fast. One of the better action movies in the last 10 years. Too bad a lot of people will dismiss it on the virtue of it being a Bay film.

    Will Jake Gyllenhaal finally go back to doing good movies again?