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  • The Circle

    The Circle


    At one point there was a message on the screen that read: "Wiggle your ears if you want to be rescued." So I wiggled my ears, but no one rescued me, and now I want my two hours back.

  • Crossroads



    4K restoration

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  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Sean Bean didn't die. I'm so confused.

  • Belgica



    Reasons I loved Belgica:
    1. The soundtrack by Soulwax
    2. The dedication
    3. The leather jacket with way too much fringe
    4. Sam Louwyck* sitting in a bar wearing a blonde wig
    5. Sam Louwyck* hanging from a chandelier
    6. The soundtrack by Soulwax (trust me, it deserves to be mentioned twice, it's wickedly good)

    * If you don't know who Sam Louwyck is, watch this