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  • Nobody

    Nobody

    ★★★★★

    i'm not giving this five stars because Eli died. i'm giving it five stars because it's a masterpiece of mental illness and loneliness. this may be the peak example of no-budget filmmaking. the ending is deeply moving. i'm only sorry that i didn't see it sooner and get to tell him how amazing i think it is.

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    ½

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  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web

    ★★★★½

    horror movies don't have to be technologically accurate when they're this fucking scary. i don't think you could make a film about the internet age any more frightening than this one. the late Eli Hayes saw the merit here and gave it a 4.5. if it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me.

  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy

    ★★★★★

    i don't know how to put into words how much this film means to me. as far as i'm concerned, Shia LaBeouf is a hero for making this film and sharing his trauma with the world. someday i will tell him that in person.