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  • First Man

    First Man


    thoughts i had while watching First Man:

    1) how many times does ryan gosling say "thank you" this should be a drinking game

    2) this would be an amazing 4D experience

    3) i wanna show this film to someone from the 18th century

    4) of course there's a jazzy soundtrack

    5) too much rocket science, not enough claire foy

    5) whitey on the moon

  • Venom



    man is this a complete mess. but i had fun in a weird way?

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049



    With the help of the great cinematographer Roger Deakins, Denis Villeneuve has made yet another stunningly great film - it's hard to imagine anyone that could have done a better job. The sequel to Ridley Scott's sci-fi classic is as visually immaculate and thematically rich as you would expect, but it's also somehow more rewarding. The film is narratively gratifying, coherent, and captivating while still paying respect to the original's uncompromisingly meditative nature that will leave some viewers confused.…

  • Mary Magdalene

    Mary Magdalene


    i'm not religious, but i'd pray to our saviors joaquin phoenix and rooney mara every day

    please don't make *this* more popular than my actual review