• Pearl



    i’m just like if pearl was a lesbian

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    saoirse ronan with short red hair... Hello

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i would like to speak in salt-tongued monologues and would also like to fuck a mermaid.

  • Y Tu Mamá También

    Y Tu Mamá También


    was sat next to an 80 yr old woman who erupted in giggles at “hail to the clitoris”. she gets 10 stars

  • Akira



    anarchy, teenage angst, power, corruption, lies, repression, testosterone-fuelled inferiority complexes, collision on the edge of the cities, destruction of the new, the dawn of a false messiah, cyborg guro, explosion of the old, the survival of empathy and passion, loyalty till death

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    the moral of the story is to do your own accounting

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    god i fuckign love miles morales and peter B parker and gwen stacy and peni parker and peter porker and—

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    1/4/2019: i’ve seen this movie three times already and am just getting around to reviewing it because i have so many thoughts that it’s hard to articulate them all. i also have not slept, so i apologize in advance for these hardly coherent ruminations.

    never before have i seen a movie that excels in all aspects—story, visuals, sound, music, characterization, balancing humor & heart—the way spider-verse does. the voice actors were incredible and made the characters feel like real people you…

  • The Shawshank Redemption

    The Shawshank Redemption


    watched with my dad, obviously

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    why didn’t they let ilsa and julia kiss

  • Halloween



    my girl allyson simpley cannot catch a break

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You


    the incohesive bits are totally compensated by how absolutely batshit this movie is