Patrick Valentine

Patrick Valentine

Favorite films

  • Mean Girls
  • It Follows
  • Turbo Kid
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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  • Dragon Ball Super: Broly

    ★★★★½

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★★

  • Kamen Rider Geats: 4 Aces and the Black Fox

    ★★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★★★

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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★★★

    "It's like slang from an old movie"

    Having had little to no exposure to the stage musical this is based on I wasn't entirely sure what to expect here. My lone minor gripe is the omission of some of the jokes from the original but I assume said omissions are traced back to the stage production.

    But it's Mean Girls, it's perfect, you can't fuck up Mean Girls. (Mean Girls 2 isn't real, it can't hurt you.) Regina George is…

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    Need a himbo Ryan Gosling so bad

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  • kid 90

    kid 90

    ★★★

    Absolutely wild to see this doc tiptoe around Charlie Sheen being a fucking creep

  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once & Always

    Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once & Always

    ★★★★★

    A welcome surprise compared to the anniversary efforts of the franchise's past that usually involves an excuse plot involving the handful of returning actors they've convinced to spend a week in New Zealand. Everything that happens actually has a reason or explanation instead of a noticeably gaping plot hole, sets and locations you wouldn't have even expected to see recreated with love and care to the point you almost forget it's filmed on a different continent than the entry the…