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  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes


    Who watches these non-sensical PG-13 movies and says "you know, I wish this were grimmer: more concentration camps, headshot executions and children being orphaned?"

    (HOWEVER- if they ever make a hard-R Logan-style Planet of the Apes, um.... yeah I'd see that)

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums


    Never noticed the stack of porn in the foreground at Eli Cash’s place before.

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  • City Lights

    City Lights


    A lighthearted comedy about homelessness, suicide, disability, manic depression, substance abuse, handguns, bipolar disorder, drunk driving, robbery, rheumatic fever, and incarceration.

    Ladies and gentlemen.....the 1930s!

  • The Drop

    The Drop


    Where Killing Them Softly slogged through dull monologues and heavy handed allegory and where Out of the Furnace depended on convenient tragedies and unlikely relationships, The Drop is a lean, calmly paced, dive-y crime drama.

    Tom Hardy sparkles as the stilted, soft-spoken bartender, but seriously why are folks still going into business with the Chechen mob?