Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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  • Idiocracy

    ★★★★½

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    ★★★★★

  • Shadow Conspiracy

    ★★

  • They Live

    ★★★★

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  • Idiocracy

    Idiocracy

    ★★★★½

    … and the award for “The Movie Most Deserving of a Sequel” goes to “Idiocracy”! …for the 7th year in a row!!!   Woooooooo!

    Someone please throw 30 million dollars at this thing already.  You can film it real cheap by simply filming in public, documentary style.  The world and its humans are literally all of the background characters and settings already set to film in…. You don’t even need a script.  Just follow Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph around America on a ‘re election tour’.  Borat style. 

    I think I could run Hollywood.

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    ★★★★★

    I just caught the tail end of it this time… the mutated human faced dog tail end of it.  

    God I love this movie.   If I ever stop loving it, you know I have been podded.  I podded.  

    That face.  No amount of cgi will be able to recreate the disturbing shock of that face.  Some people are just born to be in a certain role.  Donald Sutherland and Brooke Adams are both excellent in this and…

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    I just don't like it, and before you rip my head off and scream endlessly in my dead ear about how amazing this movie is, let me ask you this:

    Have you ever been in church and the minister up front is droning on and on in a monotone fashion, talking about Biblical side character people and stories that you have absolutely no interest in because they don't relate to you at all. You're looking for anything to attract your…

  • Dances with Wolves

    Dances with Wolves

    ★★★★★

    Wow, this does NOT feel like a 3 hour movie. It seriously feels like 2 hours, max.

    The pacing is "slow", but it needs to be, as it pulls us into the landscape, the situations, and the characters before raising the tension. This is a movie that is an experience - it stays with you days later and it makes you think what could have been if we had done things differently when we settled North America. When we finally…