To the Amish, this is the scariest horror movie ever made. It is told to the children as a scary warning story using faceless puppets.
BONUS THOUGHTS about television commercials playing while I write this:
Is the "Huggies" woman gonna be okay?? It sounds like she's bleeding out or freezing to death or something... she's not even making sense at the end of her long sleepy song about hugs - "All" does not rhyme with "Day", sleepy concussion lady. Go to sleep now.