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  • Witness

    Witness

    ★★★½

    To the Amish, this is the scariest horror movie ever made. It is told to the children as a scary warning story using faceless puppets.

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    BONUS THOUGHTS about television commercials playing while I write this:

    Is the "Huggies" woman gonna be okay?? It sounds like she's bleeding out or freezing to death or something... she's not even making sense at the end of her long sleepy song about hugs - "All" does not rhyme with "Day", sleepy concussion lady. Go to sleep now.

  • As Above, So Below

    As Above, So Below

    ★★★★

    I don't know how many times I've seen this - my hubby loves it and any time it comes on the movie channels, he watches it. I find it to be one of the best 'found footage' horror movies - it takes the concept and runs with it. It's like an ultra low budget Indiana Jones mixed with the Mummy, but with none of the comedy and more of the creepy clausterphobic stuff. Love the ending.

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  • Dances with Wolves

    Dances with Wolves

    ★★★★★

    Wow, this does NOT feel like a 3 hour movie. It seriously feels like 2 hours, max.

    The pacing is "slow", but it needs to be, as it pulls us into the landscape, the situations, and the characters before raising the tension. This is a movie that is an experience - it stays with you days later and it makes you think what could have been if we had done things differently when we settled North America. When we finally…

  • Scary Movie 3

    Scary Movie 3

    ★★★★

    Yep, I like it. I'm one of the rare people who liked the David Zucker spin on the Scary Movie franchise. It has lots of jokes, some land and some don't - but there are lots of moments that I find are really funny. Many of them are small moments of randomness - such as a police woman's hat expanding progressively from shot to shot... or a woman in her child's bedroom getting startled at the end of her scene…