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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "The force isn't about reading old books or understanding. The force is about smoking weed and looking at the stars." - Green Jedi Man

  • The Manster

    The Manster

    ★★

    I don't think I like this movie so much as I just like thinking about it. I've seen it twice now and it's hard for me not to read this post-war film as a bowl of leftover trans-Pacific xenophobia. The plot depicts a "good boy" American Jekyll unwillingly transformed into a lecherous, murderous Japanese Hyde. This time, however, the mad scientist with the potion is evolution-obsessed Dr. Suzuki, who turns Larry Stanford into his unwilling test subject. Larry forgets his…

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★★

    THE WHOLE THEATER CHEERED WHEN THEY FUCKED 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌

  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★

    Folks...this is a very horny movie. Beyond just the over-the-top degree to which the male gaze is thrown at a rabbit (but it's got tiddies, unlike the other rabbit, who is therefore not as sexy), this film revels in the jiggly undulations/rippling musculature of its cartoon cast. Especially emphasized are the wet, gaping, full-mouthed close-ups of their softly drawn maws. They threaten to swallow the camera every time they scream, yell, or expectorate in its direction. All this revelry may…