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  • The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

    The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

    ★★

    I was fully prepared to write a joke review of "incel ichabod and chad brom bones" but folks I am astonished to report that the opposite is not only more true, but the central conflict of the short...which unfortunately didn't hold water for me.

    A star for the fantastic final five minutes and a star for the Headless Horseman song, but no more because that girl in the green dress was so adorable and I'm so upset that the characters were so mean to her :(

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★★

    I can always tell when adults are about to cry.

    An emotional and intimate film about the naivete of children. It is such a precious mercy and a deep tragedy that children can't understand why or how the things around them happen, either because we shield them from it or because it's too complicated for them to grasp. They can't understand why they're living in a hotel, why they can't see their friend anymore, why they have to take a…

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★★

    THE WHOLE THEATER CHEERED WHEN THEY FUCKED 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★

    The absolute pinnacle of filmmaking in which there's a pile of stuff in a room, and when a character turns off a light it kind of looks like a person and it's filmed out of focus, so then the character squints at it and turns the light back on to discover that it's actually all fine. I sincerely mean this.