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  • Penguins

    Penguins

    ★★

    As a culture, can we all agree to move on from penguins?  How many of these do we need?  Your charm has worn off, fishbirds!

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★

    Made me uncomfortable, but not in the way it was intended to.

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  • The Night Comes for Us

    The Night Comes for Us

    This is the stabbiest movie I’ve ever seen.  At one point I blurted out “let’s be reasonable!” 

    Minor spoiler: a 7 year old stabs a man in the face.  Like a bunch!  Come on!

    Has the two main actors from The Raid. Not as good, but totally worth it if you’re a freak who’s into constant stabbing.

  • War

    War

    ½

    Perfect film to ignore while you write out your Christmas cards.

    I think it was about friends and honor. Or gun safety? Maybe there was a dog in it? No, that would have gotten my attention.

    I definitely remember there was a cameo by the Harlem Globetrotters.