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  • Mickey's Delayed Date

    Mickey's Delayed Date

    ★★★

    wake up and be there for your wife you stupid rat

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    The dead speak! Every actor in this film is trying their best with dialogue so stilted and inhuman that they sound like animatronics on a new ride at Galaxy's Edge.

    This is the most abysmally paced film I've ever seen. No moment, no matter how significant to character or story, is given due time to breathe and land on the audience from minute one until the end. Every second of this painful two hours and twenty two minutes feels like…