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  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise


    Hooptober 2019: Bonus film #7

    Carburators, man! That's what life is all about.

    The best adaptation of Phantom of the Opera.
    The best adaptation of Faust.
    The best horror musical.
    The second best Jessica Harper picture in which the main villain is stabbed with a piece of a bird.

  • Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II

    Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II


    That title is just lazy, they could've called this Godzilla, Rodan and Super-Mechagodzilla: Giant Monster All-Out Custody Battle.

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  • Hallelujah



    You got more religion than what's good for you, you hypocrite!

    The good ol' days, when religious pictures had musical numbers, chase scenes and pre-code sleaze.

  • The Other Half

    The Other Half


    As long as you're a tool and not a man, I consider your marriage proposal an insult.

    The old story about capitalism turning people into callous assholes.

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  • Rocketman



    I liked the part where Elton John turns into a rocket and explodes. Most biopics would have skipped that historical event.

  • Parasite



    Move over, Call Me by Your Name, there's a new peach movie in town.