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Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Hard Boiled
  • RoboCop
  • Suspiria

Recent activity

  • The Prince


  • Terminal Island


  • The Gambling Ghost


  • Black Gunn


Pinned reviews

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise


    Hooptober 2019: Bonus film #7

    Carburators, man! That's what life is all about.

    The best adaptation of Phantom of the Opera.
    The best adaptation of Faust.
    The best horror musical.
    The second best Jessica Harper picture in which the main villain is stabbed with a piece of a bird.

  • Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II

    Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II


    That title is just lazy, they could've called this Godzilla, Rodan and Super-Mechagodzilla: Giant Monster All-Out Custody Battle.

Recent reviews

  • Terminal Island

    Terminal Island


    Woovember 2023: Film #23
    An action film directed by a woman

    That dude took his last crap!

    The second best bee attack scene from a picture set entirely on an island.

  • The Gambling Ghost

    The Gambling Ghost


    Woovember 2023: Film #22
    An action film starring Richard Ng

    Three Sammos for the price of one! Lots of questionable comedy filtered through incomprehensible subtitles, but of course the fight scenes are top-notch.

Popular reviews

  • Rocketman



    I liked the part where Elton John turns into a rocket and explodes. Most biopics would have skipped that historical event.

  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

    The Man Who Knew Too Much


    If you ever get hungry, our garden back home is full of snails. We tried everything to get rid of them. We never thought of a Frenchman!

    Jimmy Stewart's just a massive dork in this, he gets outsmarted by a couch, a loaf of bread and a roasted chicken, all in the same scene. Later he gets bitten by a stuffed tiger.