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Phantom of the Paradise 1974
Hooptober 2019: Bonus film #7
Carburators, man! That's what life is all about.
The best adaptation of Phantom of the Opera.
The best adaptation of Faust.
The best horror musical.
The second best Jessica Harper picture in which the main villain is stabbed with a piece of a bird. -
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II 1993
That title is just lazy, they could've called this Godzilla, Rodan and Super-Mechagodzilla: Giant Monster All-Out Custody Battle.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017
You would leave me for some horologist in her knickers?
The franchise is running on fumes, the rum is definitely gone.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 2011
I understand everything... except that wig.
I find this lack of tentacle content disturbing.
