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  • All Inclusive

    All Inclusive

    ½

    At least the danish gladporr of the 70ies was goofy enough to make you laugh. This was just stupid, low and dull. Definitely the worst movie I’ve seen in a long time...

  • The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

    The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

    ★★★★

    This movie is probably the best mashup in the history of cinema. Just to see David Chiang and Peter Cushing share the screen is nothing but fire. The only sad thing about “The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires” is the fact that it is the only Shaw Brothers and Hammer Horror collaboration. I would have loved to see something like “Frankenstein vs The 5 Deadly Venoms” or why not “The 36th Tomb of the Shaolin Mummy”…

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  • The Legend of Tarzan

    The Legend of Tarzan

    Forget about all this monkey business.

  • Road to Revenge

    Road to Revenge

    ★★★

    My God, dont know what to say. So bad and yet so amazing. And I do want to be drunk like Wings Hauser for the rest of my life...