Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Zazie dans le Métro
  • The Apartment
  • Submarine

Recent activity

  • Violent Night


  • Scrooge: A Christmas Carol

  • A Christmas Story Christmas


  • Bones and All


Recent reviews

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night


    Not quite smart enough nor does it earn any of the times it tries to be heartfelt. Harbor is great but I swear to god there are too many scenes of him sitting on his ass getting a pep talk. Never really fully commits to the bit which is a shame cause the section when this becomes an R rated Home Alone are fantastic.

  • Scrooge: A Christmas Carol

    Scrooge: A Christmas Carol

    Very weird to hear Olivia Coleman and Jesse Bucky’s voices in something that is so clearly aimed at toddlers. I don’t want to brush off the artists who make stuff clearly aimed at children but I just don’t get dumbing down material that has been proven to be capable of reaching everyone.

Popular reviews

  • Spin Me Round

    Spin Me Round


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Okay but where the hell did Aubrey Plaza go?

    (The scooter scene was cut btw) #ReleaseTheScooterCut

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


    Literally can’t imagine this movie playing to a better crowd than the rabid Nicholas Cage fans at the SXSW screening. This movie was written by film twitter. Had a blast!