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  • Tango & Cash

    Tango & Cash

    Did NOT expect to walk away from this thinking I'm a "hard Tango" but here we are. Wow I fucking love macho homoeroticism. These two were sliding all up in each other's DMs. Knew immediately why this was part of the [Adam] Katzman Kanon.

    35mm. Alamo Drafthouse.

  • Marlene


    I wrote about the bisexual antifa queen Marlene Dietrich here.

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  • It Comes at Night

    It Comes at Night

    Me whispering "heh heh yeah it comes at night" during the sex scene did NOT go over very well.

  • Personal Shopper

    Personal Shopper

    Finally a film that points out that read receipts are personal attacks.