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  • Blood Rage

    Blood Rage


    Featuring Ted Raimi in the role of Human Condom Dispenser.

  • Stripped to Kill

    Stripped to Kill


    Got fooled by the marketing, thinking this was a slasher. Look at that cover art: that's a slasher cover. The movie itself is a third-rate crime drama. Avoid this crap.

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  • Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

    Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie


    About as fun as the bad games he reviews. Disappointing. It's like the writers conjured up jokes they THOUGHT people would find funny rather than what genuinely is. This is Scary Movie 3 level of comedy and I just can't stand it, and it would have been nice for Rolfe to make a good low-budget movie rather than one that's so endlessly self-aware as to offend the senses. The supporting cast sucks. When I first saw the trailer, I had…

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man


    I've often thought of Tetsuo: The Iron Man as "Eraserhead meets The Evil Dead meets the finale of Akira with Tetsuo's grotesque transformations." Throw in cyberpunk themes and a pulsating industrial score and you have one of the most unique movies ever made.

    Excellent Blu-ray from UK's Third Window Films. Makes me appreciate this amazing movie all the more as there is so much more of the effects and lighting to really decipher. Guerrilla filmmaking at its finest, made especially alive in HD.