im going to watch every movie ever made
★★★½ Watched 30 Nov, 2020
god i want her to shoot me
★★★½ Watched 07 Nov, 2020
theres nothing quite like an ice cold can of Diet Coke™ or three after a long night of self mutilation
i was looking for a movie that could be described as a "slow tender handjob", instead i got post-nut clarity
★★★★★ Watched 16 Sep, 2020
Holy Crap how can a movie be 237 mins long and not for a single minute does it drag or feel like any time is being wasted. I was so engaged I didnt even eat a single flaming hot cheeto. This is one of the greatest movie ive ever seen!