You want a story, right? I've got one for ya. It's about a mountain climber and an egg man
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
I wasn't sure what to make of the plot until things finally come together in the 3rd act. I want to like it more than I do but I think a rewatch might help. Is this giallo? Did I even use that right? I just know if someone on the internet uses "giallo" someone steps in to correct them