Steve Blank

Steve Blank


By night I scrub floors at Walmart. By day I watch an unhealthy number of movies.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Back to the Future
  • Little Women
  • Cats

Recent activity

  • A Night at the Opera


  • Murder by Decree


  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid


  • The Last Picture Show


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  • Another Night of the Living Dead

    Another Night of the Living Dead

    Half of this is the original Night Of The Living Dead with added sound effects for "comedic" effect. Most of the time, it's a fart sound. If you thought Night Of The Living Dead didn't have enough farts, this movie might be for you. 
    The other half is a horrible nerd character who is either in completely new scenes or digitally inserted in old Night Of The Living Dead footage. He's annoying & awful. His catchphrase: "Suck my balls." So fucking…

  • Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween

    Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween


    There's an idiot pumpkin. He has 3 lines. He's the best part.