★★ Watched 07 Oct, 2018
I desparately wanted to like this film but it is very average. Decent performances from Lucy Liu and Pete Davidson.
This is the second best Pirates movie! Spread the gospel!
The Mission: Impossible movies today serve basically the same cultural role James Bond movies did 30 years ago, and they are both superior to the current Bond films and much less dated/self-serious/over-sexualized.
★★½ Watched 29 Jul, 2018
Beautifully shot but the story's just not quite there.