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(no star ratings unless i really really feel like it)

Favorite films

  • Opening Night
  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • After Hours

Recent activity

  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall

  • Strange Magic

  • Creep 2

  • Creep

Pinned reviews

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    i never really got into bo burnham in high school, which is when people are supposed to get into bo burnham. nothing against him at all, just something i've noticed. he dropped inside, and people loved it, and then people hated it, and i thought, "okay," and went back to, i don't know, spiraling over my future. whatever. but eighth grade is one of my favorite movies of all time, and i needed something to write an essay about, so.…

  • Head


    they call it head because that's what i'm giving mike nesmith when i see him in hell

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Popular reviews

  • Mean Streets

    Mean Streets


    IMAGINE you are martin scorsese and you wake up one day and decide to be the only person brave enough to ask What if mobsters were goofy and homosexual. and then you say let's start it with a home video montage set to be my baby where harvey keitel looks like the world's hottest and most trustable man. this is my favorite movie

  • Every Little Step

    Every Little Step


    five stars bc of how jason tam made the paul monologue his bitch like it was nothing