Favorite films

  • Spirited Away
  • The Bourne Ultimatum
  • Annihilation
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Recent activity

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie


  • The 355


  • Sword Art Online the Movie -Progressive- Aria of a Starless Night


  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City


Recent reviews

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    The Mario Movie is definitely a Mario of all time.

    I would have said movie of all time but it kind of feels disingenuous to say this is a movie. And not in the "it's so horrible that it's a disgrace" but more that it doesn't fit into what I expect from a movie.

    More common stuff out of the way, yes, the CG's great, I found the animated action entertaining and snappy, I did chuckle at the soundtrack references…

  • The 355

    The 355


    ...honestly, I should have seen this coming.

    Full review here:

Popular reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Jamie Lee Curtis did absolutely nothing.

    I am not joking, she gets up from the hospital bed, takes a knife, walks out, then doesn't even make it out of the hospital before she's brought back to the bed for the rest of the movie.


  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife


    Paul Rudd buys a Baskin Robbins in this movie. That HAD to have been intentional, right? It's not just me?

    So Ghostbusters: Afterlife is yet another entry that's trying to revive this crusty old franchise, trying to break the curse of sequelitis. And it's also trying to exorcise the 2016 movie from canon. I mean I personally found that movie tolerable but it's true I didn't want a sequel to that one.

    So kid Captain Marvel (yes that's the same…