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  • Armageddon



    So re-watching this I came up with a pretty good drinking game.

    Rules are; if you see an American flag, drink.

    I'd add more rules, but I haven't made it through the movie without blacking out with just the one so far.

  • The Man from Earth

    The Man from Earth


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm pretty sure the total budget for this film was roughly equal to a 6-inch sub from Subway. Of course, I imagine that this sandwich was eaten by the director. He was still hungry after but luckily he packed some nuts. I'm pretty sure.

    A film with a low budget can be a good thing though! I really enjoyed how this film relied more on its premise than anything else. I actually watched this movie thanks to hearing this song…

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  • Free to Play

    Free to Play


    A few lessons learned from Free to Play:

    Stay in the trees.
    Appreciate fishing :(
    You don't need a desk or your parent's support to succeed.

  • Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

    Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls


    This movie is significantly worse than its predecessor, namely due to the fact that many of the jokes are recycled but "haha it's ok because Africa now guys!"

    The filmmakers attempt to develop Ace's character a bit more at the beginning of the movie, but that gets dumped real quick. Instead, Jim Carey just acts like a lunatic for a while, throwing this film far, far off of the coherent railroad and right into Crazytown Station. I am too lazy…