Joey Cristina

Joey Cristina

find your heart & hope for better days

Favorite films

  • Extreme Days
  • Donnie Darko
  • Cloud Atlas
  • Mandy

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  • Wish

    ★½

  • Haunt

    ★★★½

  • Haunted Mansion

    ★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★

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  • Wish

    Wish

    ★½

    I wish this movie had some heart to it. Very blah.

  • Clearcut

    Clearcut

    ½

    I cut off my fingers to make a necklace for your fat bitch wife

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  • 'Til Death Do Us Part

    'Til Death Do Us Part

    ½

    Just got done watching what very well may be the worst movie ever made. 


    Between the stock city footage every five minutes, terrible and unconvincing dialogue, "scary" moments where her toilet seat keeps going up (not kidding), and gunshots that have no sound (wtf?), I... HOW THE FUCK DID THIS END UP AT AN AMC?

  • Because of Gracia

    Because of Gracia

    This is like porn for conservative Christians, and peddles an anti-abortion, anti-marijuana and anti-science agenda throughout its mediocre and unrealistic script.

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