Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Aug 2020 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  “you dreamt of me?”
  — “no. i thought of you.”

  was gonna make this review just “céline sciamma invented something, she actually invented love with this film” or maybe “she does it for the girls and the touch-starved gays” and call it a day but this film deserves at least a few paragraphs of me rambling semi-coherently

  first: those lines i quoted at the start..... not to be dramatic... but they killed me on the spot. like fully came through…

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2020

  what if us two wickies .... kissed on this damned rock ? 🤭🤭 aha ha, only joshing lad..... 😅

  unless.. ? 😳

Recent reviews

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  Watched 19 Apr 2023

  very fun and silly i enjoyed a lot

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  Watched 25 Feb 2023

  maybe the real cocaine bear was the friends we made along the way

Popular reviews

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  After We Collided 2020

  ½ Watched 17 Sep 2020 12

  i’m drunk i’m uncomfortable and i just saw a tampon on the floor

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  Sommersby 1993

  ★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2020

  laurel on the stand, through tears: ”i knew because... the dick was too good, your honour.”