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  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Parasite
  • Lady Bird
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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Pinned reviews

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “you dreamt of me?”
    — “no. i thought of you.”

    was gonna make this review just “céline sciamma invented something, she actually invented love with this film” or maybe “she does it for the girls and the touch-starved gays” and call it a day but this film deserves at least a few paragraphs of me rambling semi-coherently

    first: those lines i quoted at the start..... not to be dramatic... but they killed me on the spot. like fully came through…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    what if us two wickies .... kissed on this damned rock ? 🤭🤭 aha ha, only joshing lad..... 😅

    unless.. ? 😳

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Popular reviews

  • After We Collided

    After We Collided


    i’m drunk i’m uncomfortable and i just saw a tampon on the floor

  • Sommersby



    laurel on the stand, through tears: ”i knew because... the dick was too good, your honour.”