• Lux Æterna

    Lux Æterna

    ★★★★

    Can’t believe Gaspar Noe could make me almost having an epileptic seizure a thing of beauty and wonder! Movie making is a horror show of chaos! Wish it were longer! But then again, props to Noe for putting this first and then showing that short film I didn’t really need to watch so I was able to make the last metro and not have to pay top dollar for a Lyft ride home! But please Gaspar, ditch this new split screen toy you are in love with it it’s not needed! 

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  • Pleasure

    Pleasure

    ★★★★½

    I just think the sex scenes in this were so unnecessary and don’t move the plot forward.  

    (For legal reasons, this is a joke!)

    Still great! Still absurd this movie did so well at the Spirits and yet Sofia Kappel wasn’t nominated?! Crazy 


    Thank god Neon got this back out of A24’s hands regarding their “censored” version of this movie they were going to release I just can’t imagine what else is left! 

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  • Men

    Men

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Oh Alex you silly goose 

    She said Tina Bring Me the Axe!

    F Cinemascore Incoming!

    Gorgeous Score!

    They Anomolisad Rory Kinnear in this 

    Love the score!

    Men! They are horrifying! 

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  • Fire Island

    Fire Island

    ★★★★½

    I DO think so honey!

    Fabulous! It’s such a shame I will be part of a few bundles of people that can say I saw this in a packed theater with a bunch of Gays™️ and LGBT+s™️ who got all the references (except they did not laugh at a Cherry Jones joke which was FUNNY losers). Everybody is just so fantastic here but shout out to Tomas Matos who steals every scene with every throwaway and pass by line being…

  • Operation Mincemeat

    Operation Mincemeat

    ★★★

    How dull! What happened to the John Madden that made the thrilling Miss Sloane?!

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  • Petite Maman

    Petite Maman

    ★★★★

    Gave it another chance. Still cute but I truly do not understand some of those critics who were gushing over it during Top 10's season last December

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  • In Front of Your Face

    In Front of Your Face

    ★★★★

    Lovely film but did love more of the front half with her sister

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  • Vortex

    Vortex

    ★★★½

    I love nutty Noe so this was a definite change of pace but the issue is the pace was not paced very well. Moving performances from the leads and the gimmick works for the most part with the 2 frames at the same time but it just wasn’t necessary for the whole movie. I hate split screen to begin with but at least this one had some point of doing it. Hopefully the other new Noe this month is back to Climax mode

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  • Ahed's Knee

    Ahed's Knee

    ★★★★

    Didn’t love this as much as Lapid’s previous films but strong lead performance and interesting camera work.

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    Oh Sam Raimi how we’ve missed you 

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    IMAX is how you should experience this movie. You have like 1 more day to do it before Doctor Strange enters this Multiverse of Madness in the IMAX theaters.

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  • Anaïs in Love

    Anaïs in Love

    ★★★★

    Another one for the Heartbreak Feels Good in a Place Like This collection! Lovely!

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