me: *presses play*

jack dylan grazer: *slaps his mom in a $1700 shirt*

jordan kristine seamón: i love war

kid cudi: 🎶the lonely soldier🎶 votes for TRUMP!

francesca scorsese: *nepotism but it works*

tom mercier: i showed my dick, armie hammer you're nothing

chloë sevigny: *to herself* at least i got this paid trip to italy but i have GOT to get back to brooklyn...

blood orange: i'm blood orange

luca guadagnino: yup. i've done it again