Kong: Skull Island

Kong: Skull Island ★½

38/100

Uh, I liked the creature designs, and some of the action was pretty neat, and there were moments of nice cinematography...

Who am I kidding?  This movie sucks nuts.  It's the most disappointing blockbuster I've seen since Suicide Squad.  The dialogue sucks, the characters are inexcusably bland and underdeveloped, some of the CGI is shockingly cheap.  It alternates between hilariously bad and just plain boring almost the entire way through.

The first complete fuck-up I've seen so far this year.  Well, at least as far as movies are concerned.

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