Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) ★★★½

I'M A BITCH
margot robbie high kicks me with her roller-skates
I'M A BOSS
mary elizabeth winstead cleaves me with her crossbow
I'M A BITCH
jurnee smollet-bell runs me over baby driver style
AND A BOSS
rosie perez climbs back up a three story window that she was kicked out of just to arrest me for minor pot possession
AND I SHINE LIKE GLOSS
i cradle chris messina's damaged body and bleached blonde buzz, kissing his lips as he licks me like a deranged cat, falling helplessly more mad in love with each other, his sweat still beading from the sharp objects set, as ewan mcgregor gets blown up to a billion chunks