• Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    amy adams went hicko mode

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★★

    did everyone try the aubrey plaza? i thought the aubrey plaza was lovely 

    (jane and her book deal the true winner here)

  • Taylor Swift – Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Taylor Swift – Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

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  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    ★★★★

    rachel is a 🌟STAR🌟 and should be addressed as such

    my little gay heart went a flutter each time dianna agron was on screen. timeless, beautiful, ethereal. i shall now solely refer to her as the princess di of the gleek generation.

  • On the Rocks

    On the Rocks

    ★★★½

    sofia coppola if she wrote and directed a two-hour spinoff episode of hbo's girls (i mean this in a good way)

  • Shawn Mendes: In Wonder

    Shawn Mendes: In Wonder

    ½

    there is NO reason this needed to be made!


    -the opening scene is soft porn of shawn in the shower (we get it hot boy, you are hot)
    -following that, there's nothing new, nothing changed, nothing exciting.
    -not even a scathing behind the scenes look at his magcon days. what's the sitch on cameron dallas and nash grier? HELLO???
    -then we get to the international t*rrorist attack that is... señorita.
    -camila cabello stands in the background of almost every shot,…

  • Best Laid Plans

    Best Laid Plans

    ★★★½

    90s reese witherspoon is my passion, my religion, my identity

    this movie is good actually

  • An American Pickle

    An American Pickle

    ★★½

    cool, but like, this happens literally every week in williamsburg? if i have to pass another bearded seth rogen type slinging rainwater brine on bedford i'm gonna lose my shit. let me know when they start pickling guac burgers from by chloe. or fermenting psilocybin stumptown cold brew or something.

  • Knocked Up

    Knocked Up

    ★★★½

    this was... surprisingly sweet? i miss katherine heigl so much like i could google what happened on the grey's anatomy set but i don't want to instead i want her back. jay baruchel could knock me up. also paul rudd on shrooms, fetal position, in the vegas suite... that's comforting cinema. plus the ending is great. every character is making choices that i enjoy watching unfold. fun movie

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    almost unwatchable, if not for ewan mcgregor
    the cgi has aged terribly, unlike ewan mcgregor
    horrible racist stereotypes, just not scottish ewan mcgregor
    everyone seems bored, including ewan mcgregor
    i still want to f*ck, you guessed it, ewan mcgregor

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★★★

    *sits down to watch the queen's gambit*
    me: 😀
    anya: 👁👄👁
    me: 😅
    anya: 👁👄👁
    me: 😟
    anya: 👁👄👁
    me: 😓
    anya: 👁👄👁
    me: OKAY i RESIGN i know nothing about chess... but can i get one of those pills

  • Rabbit Hole

    Rabbit Hole

    ★★★★

    the scene where ganja gal sandra oh and sexy sad dad aaron eckhart smoke weed and then uncontrollably giggle during group therapy for parents of dead children... yeah that's instant serotonin give me more of THAT