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  • The Doors

    The Doors

    ★★

    Val Kilmer is undoubtedly great. It’s amazing how good he is actually. But jeeeez this thing could’ve been cut a whole hour. The music is good because The Doors are good, but the narrative itself isn’t much. It’s essentially more of a piece that invests you in the 60s psychedelic culture than it does tell a linear story. You spend at least thirty minutes watching Morrison and his friends trip on acid, have sex, and do blood oaths.

    It’s a…

  • WALL·E

    WALL·E

    When I was a kid I told everyone I hated this movie even though I never saw it

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  • After We Collided

    After We Collided

    ½

    I had to sign an NDA before watching this. Imagine having to wait all these months to legally tell people that this is the most despicable movie you’ve ever seen. This is as atrocious as any art form can possibly be. Plus I lost the $15 I got for watching it, so it was a total waste.

  • Something Borrowed

    Something Borrowed

    Accidentally had sex during this, can’t properly rate or review

    But I think I heard poison and wine by the civil wars play so five stars in my book