i have absolutely no taste, if you couldn’t already tell

Favorite films

  • Labyrinth
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Empire Records
  • Almost Famous

Recent activity

  • Battleship

  • Metal Lords


  • The Batman


  • No Exit


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Dirt

    The Dirt


    this was so terribly cheesy and dumb, but what else would you want out of it? anything at a more dignified level would be unrealistic for mötley crüe, that’s just how it is. it’s fun and shitty and the fucking makeup on razzle was beautiful. this was the perfect movie for the dirt and just the band in general, and anyways it’s two a.m. so i’m gonna head off.

  • White Wedding

    White Wedding


    ahaha yeah your film in which a 16 year old girl (who you have undress at every opportunity) plays an overly traumatized student who falls so in love with a middle aged “brilliant” man who suspiciously looks like you that she’s willing to live locked away just to be your sex slave is totally art bro 🤩🤩 i especially love the part where your stand-in is framed as the victim even after he spent assumed months sleeping with and physically…