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  • The Foot Fist Way

    The Foot Fist Way

    Ebert wrote that this film is made for those who like ‘Jackass’, but I’ve never seen a film that blatantly makes fun of that specific demographic.

  • Meet the Fockers

    Meet the Fockers

    Cinematic junk food.

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  • Hereditary


    For the first time since I was a child, I had to reassure myself that “it was just a movie”.

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Still can’t believe they did “The Death of Superman” in the second Superman movie.