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Skinamarink 2022
There's a certain type of horror movie that buys too much into the old canard that "what you don't see is scarier than what you do see" and decides that seeing absolutely nothing is the scariest of all. I have never cared for that approach because I have no idea what I'm supposed to be scared of (Blair Witch Project, I'm talking to you). So not only did I not like Skinamarink, it actively pissed me off most of the…
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Kubasa in a Glass: The Strange World of the Winnipeg Television Commercial (1975-1993) 2006
We'd like to wish you all the best, from all of us at Landau Lincoln-Mercury
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We'd like to wish you all the best, from all of us at Landau Lincoln-Mercury
We'd like to wish you all the best, from all of us at Landau Lincoln-Mercury
We'd like to wish you all the best, from all of us at Landau Lincoln-Mercury
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Fifty Shades of Grey 2015
This is pretty awful. It's like watching two hot people with no personalities who can't act pretend to have chemistry with each other, and every so often they have a parody of kinky sex with each other to relieve the monotony.
