𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 🌷

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 🌷

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Favorite films

  • The Muppets
  • Scream
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • 13 Going on 30

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  • True Stories

    ★★★½

  • After We Fell

    ½

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★★

  • The Bad Guys

    ★★★½

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  • Six by Sondheim

    Six by Sondheim

    I know that Stephen Sondheim will never know how much he has changed my life and shaped the person I am today. But that’s ok. He is a teacher to every young aspiring theatre kid, every composer who is trying to write their first piece, every actor studying a role. There will never be anyone quite like him to me. His music awakens everything in me: pain, love, heartache, longing, hope, and everything in between. I look up to him, and that will never change. Thank you, Mr. Sondheim. We love you.

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    There are millions of love songs in the history of musical discography. Literally millions. Whitney Houston, The Beatles, Michael Bublé, The Beach Boys. So many options. You could have picked ANY love song, Cinderella (2021). But NO, you HAD to pick Queen’s Somebody To Love. A song that has already been performed to the utmost PERFECTION by one Miss Anne Hathaway in the far superior live-action Cinderella adaptation, Ella Enchanted (2004). Why would you even DARE, even TRY to touch…

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  • True Stories

    True Stories

    A COMPLETE fever dream that also has these absolutely beautiful and lowkey profound little moments that almost moved me to tears despite being cushioned by the comedic and the weird?? The musical numbers are unsurprisingly catchy and addictive. I really, really enjoyed this ty David Byrne king!!

  • After We Fell

    After We Fell

    The only way to cure my Covid is by exposing myself to something far more heinous, which is how I ended up watching this movie on a Tuesday afternoon instead of doing literally ANYTHING else!!!

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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    Words cannot describe how fucking euphoric I feel when Tim Curry steps off that goddamn elevator.

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    Oh, Potatoes 🥔 and Molasses! 🕺🏻💃🏻
    If you want some, 🤲 oh just ask us 💬
    There're 🔥warm and soft like puppies🐶 and socks🧦
    Filled with cream🍨and candy rocks🍬
    Oh, Potatoes🥔 and Molasses!🕺🏻💃🏻
    They're so much 🍭sweeter than algebra 🔢 class
    If your stomach 😋 is 😋 grumbling 😋
    And your mouth 👄 starts mumbling 🗣
    There's only one thing 1️⃣to keep your brain 🧠 from crumbling
    Oh, Potatoes🥔 and Molasses!🕺🏻💃🏻
    If you ❌ can't see 'em 👁👁 put on…