Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Abyss 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2023

  WOW WHAT A MOVIE AND WHAT A TREAT TO WATCH IT IN A DOLBY CINEMA but can I please get a version of this with the rat scene cut out because WTF WHAT A COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY, DISTRESSING AND HARMFUL THING TO DO

  OTHER THAN THAT, James Cameron continues to prove that he makes movies for the anti-war romance girlies and that's why we LOVE HIM!

  (The half-star deduction is for the rat, I said what I said)

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  Has anyone asked Ridley Scott why he’s using the score from Joe Wright’s Pride and Prejudice for Napoleon/Josephine scenes?

  It’s okay, Ridley, you can admit you’re a romance girlie, come have brunch with us! 😊📚✨

Popular reviews

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  Lady Chatterley's Lover 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2022 1

  PETITION FOR JACK O'CONNELL TO BE IN MORE ROMANCES OR ROM COMS, I DON'T CARE, I'M NOT PICKY!

  Also wasn't expecting the steamy romance period film of the year to be aggressively anti-capitalist but I'm HERE FOR THAT!

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  Long Way Up 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2020 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  EWAN MCGREGOR HAS AN OBIWAN KEY RING.

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