Favorite films

  • Time to Leave
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Before Sunset
  • All About Eve

Recent activity

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  • Zola


  • The Ruling Class


  • Voyeur


Recent reviews

  • Vampires



    More unbearable vampire hunter genocide porn. I never want the backstory on films like this but I'm dying to know how this 1983 assed looking movie came out in 1998 for I do not believe it.

    At least Sheryl Lee's iconic scream gets in here, but it's ludicrous in context.

    Also pretty on the nose first "bite" of the film, for which I bestow my solitary full star.

  • Night Teeth

    Night Teeth


    Cute LA vamp romp with delightfully masterful Megan Fox cameo.

Popular reviews

  • Tenet



    Watching this with slightly less passive stress in 2021 is a good idea. Releasing puzzle media in 2020 when there's a puzzle media death cult infecting American politics is fraught, and people are tired. Nevertheless, this one is not overly puzzly (how many "levels" in Inception? Time in this case is only bidirectional at least) and I actually found the emotional payoff to be much higher than the usual Nolan fare? Ex: I want to know more about the characters…

  • Iron Man

    Iron Man

    Bad straight Peter Thiel cosplay at best. Tailoring worse than I remembered. These tropes write themselves.