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  • The KΓ‘rmΓ‘n Line

    The KΓ‘rmΓ‘n Line

    Β½

    Noah Cohen is so angry he has to jog around the block.

  • Big Fish

    Big Fish

    β˜…β˜…Β½

    Vaguely charming, surprisingly watchable. Slightly annoyed by its whimsy but maybe that’s just cynical roxy. I think I would have liked this more if I saw 2-3 years ago. Tim Burton is a hack and has only ever made one really good movie. (You’re all lying to yourselves about beetle juice, that movie blows.) Everyone was tearing up at the end and my mom thought it was a good opportunity to talk about life.

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    β˜…β˜…Β½

    Parasite has been on my radar since at least early July, I’ve heard nothing but good things so I was naturally looking forward to seeing it. Now I’ll be honest, this year hasn’t been very good in terms of film quality, and I was hoping this would break that pattern. Boy was I wrong.

    I’m not sure if hype culture played a role in my intense dislike of Parasite but I found it to be dreadful. My biggest issue would…

  • All the Vermeers in New York

    All the Vermeers in New York

    β˜…Β½

    This movie genuinely gave me a headache.