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Sicario: Day of the Soldado 2018
this was crap I miss the masterpiece that was Sicario (2015) however benicio looks the hottest any man has ever looked
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Solo: A Star Wars Story 2018
lame, boring, Paul Bettany was a dilf in this, lucasfilm can suck my ass
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Ghostbusters II 1989
this feels like a bunch of snl ghostbuster parody sketches cut together and given a theatrical release
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2007
Two stars for Elizabeth the pirate and no stars for.... Everything else
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Deepsea Challenge 2014
I could have happily lived out the rest of my life without seeing James Cameron's face in IMAX 3D but, alas, I am not that lucky.
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Suicide Squad 2016
A brief description of the plot of Suicide Squad: our main characters are introduced in several flashback sequences that vary from alright to cringe-inducing, some catchy tunes play at random moments, a lot of inconsequential nonsense happens and then Cara Delengviisneofoqrine gives one of the most surreally bad performances I've ever seen on film, matched only by Leto's horrifyingly abysmal portrayal of the Joker. At least this didn't make me want to smash my head against a brick wall the way BVS did so that's a plus.