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  • Your Sister's Sister
  • The Nest
  • Nowhere Special
  • Far from the Madding Crowd

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Recent reviews

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    first of all, the lead looks more like kate lyn sheil than dakota johnson. justice for mumblecore’s leading lady

    second of all, i liked it! but i felt like there was a coldness that prevented me from loving it. i’m a lost mess just like julie, but i never felt like i related to her or her issues. obvi, i don’t need this cater to my exact feelings, but i’ve seen so many people identify w the film and i…

  • Spencer


    i'm gonna preface this by saying i am not a diehard princess diana fan nor am i someone who insists on biopics being 100% accurate. i think liberties should be taken if that means a story could be better told.

    as a film about a princess stuck in a loveless marriage and abusive institution, SPENCER is a good film. as a biopic of princess diana, it's one of the most insulting movies i have ever seen. at the beginning, a…

Popular reviews

  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    who would win in a fight: the 'excuse me. i am homeless. i am gay. i have aids. i am new in town' guy from this or the 'eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs' woman from COMEBACK KID?

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i almost never review films and if i do i never write smth long, but god, i need to do it for this because i have Thoughts™ (spoilers ahead, unless you read The Thread™)

    i didn't like this and quite frankly, i don't understand how anybody can look at this and like it. it's a candy colored rape revenge film, smth meant to be #empowering and to make viewers #fightlikeagirl, but underneath it, it's rotten. there's venom directed at the…