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  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★

    I spotted an Easter egg that indicates that an Alpha Flight movie is being made. Marvel is seriously milking every bit of IP they have, aren't they?
    I'm just tired. So tired. Of watching super hero movies. And I've hardly been keeping up with them at all. I have no idea how my hardcore Marvel-loving friends are able to continue seeing these movies without becoming completely bored and jaded (even the movies themselves seem boring and jaded at this point).…

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★

    I don't think I can ever give a proper assessment on this movie as it's own thing, since I love the source material so, so much and I feel like Alex Garland didn't understand the book's themes or tone AT ALL, so I didn't have very much fun watching this. Y'know, AT ALL. I really tried not to compare the movie and book too much as I was watching, but I just couldn't get past how it completely missed the…

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  • Koyaanisqatsi

    Koyaanisqatsi

    ½

    Fuck this movie. Seriously.
    It's the cinematic equivalent to reading a text book.
    Everything it has to say, it says in the first 10 minutes. Then it just keeps repeating itself.
    Never have I found a movie so boring that it actually made me angry. Until now.
    The funny thing is, I probably would have loved it if it had been a 10-15 minute short film.