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  • The Departed

    The Departed

    ★★★★½

    Cranberry juice is an acceptable drink choice.

  • The Empire Strikes Back

    The Empire Strikes Back

    ★★★½

    Okay, I’m a little drunk, but an average of 4.4 seems a little high : / 

    I know. Sorry Star Wars Stans.

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★½

    PAGE 28

    Queer cinema sure knows how to fuck me up :'(

    So spectacular in every way. Very close to being a 5 (next viewing could easily change that).

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★

    *3 seconds into the film*

    My dad: wait a minute, this music doesn’t sound fun

    OH BOY, he had no idea what was coming